Don’t tell me you never wondered why things are like this?
By Abel Udoekene Jnr
You don’t have to be embarrassed about what I’m going to say, I’m certainly not saying you should not, but first, tell me the truth, out of these two commandments which one applies to you?
2. Thou shall not speak ill of the APC, nor keep silence when someone insults any of its leaders but thou shall demonize the PDP with all thy thought, actions and words.
To me, anyone whose allegiance deviate from the two is either tilting toward the red card movement or the third force as the case may be. But let us pretend that there are some in-betweeners who love taking candies from both sides, this is insane (sorry did I just say that), it is crazy and I guess we need to start calculating their test scores and call in Mr. Magu to investigate their performance.
Oh! why did I bring in Mr. Magu here, did I just do that? please pardon my mistake, I just heard that the Principal has given him a task to punish that stubborn Fayose for always insulting the principal at will, i’m told he want to escape like my late Uncle who became a woman just to evade jail. But wait-o, what happens to Mr. Aregbesola who has refused to pay my entitlement for months, will he be punished too?
Sorry for the little interjection, from now on, not even Bu or Hari will have any power over our little discussion we must take this meeting to a logical conclusion.
Back to our questions, please what part of the commandment don’t you understand? If the first commandment is good and the second is good can’t we bring in a third to make it better? Sorry if I mentioned sorry again, but I’m not going to take side here, else they unleash warsaw on all of us.
Maybe I’m the only one suffering from the effect of these Warsaw which has been with us since God knows when, maybe I’m wrong but are you really happy with the way things are? Don’t tell me you never wondered why things are like this?